Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.
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We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them.
The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education positively fortifies it.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.