My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Tag: Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?