If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
Category: Inspirational
Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you can do, then do it.
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
