Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Category: Inspirational
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Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules of good grooming.
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.