Love is what we call the situation which occurs when two people who are sexually comptatible discover that they can also tolerate one another in various other circumstances.
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To be honest, as this world goes, is to be one man picked out of ten thousand.
Honesty is the best policy; but he who is governed by that maxim is not an honest man.
Like the ski resort full of girls hunting for husbands and husbands hunting for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
Aviation in itself is not inherently dangerous. But to an even greater degree than the sea, it is terribly unforgiving of carelessness, incapacity, or neglect.
Editor: a person employed on a newspaper whose business it is to seperate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not.