If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?
Category: Inspirational
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More people out of work leads to higher unemployment.`
Deeds, not stones, are the true monuments of the great.
If you were in a room with Kadaffi, Saddam Hussien, and John Sununu, and you only had two bullets, what would you do. Shoot John Sununu twice.
Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
At least when I was govenor, cocaine was expensive.
The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.