Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
Category: Inspirational
Be aware that a halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose.
No man should marry before he has studied anatomy and dissected the body of a woman.
The chief objection of playing wind instruments is that it prolongs the life of the player.
Even in civilized mankind faint traces of monogamous instincts can be perceived.
People that are really weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
And thou shalt smite thine enemy even unto the wall, gnashing thy teeth, and he shall grow small in thy mirrors.
There are situations in which torture is not merely permissible but morally mandatory.
