Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present.
Category: Inspirational
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Coincidences are spiritual puns.
The perfect host requires the perfect parasite.
Success is a great deodorant.
What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.
Everyone realized that Computervision stock was the golden goose. But one grabbed the leg, another grabbed a wing, another got the neck, all pulling hard, and they realize now they could kill the goose if they keep this up.
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.