National Health Insurance: The compassion of the IRS The efficiency of the Postal Service All at Pentagon prices!!!!
Category: Inspirational
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To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
Popularity is the one insult I have never suffered.
Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
There are three intolerable things in life – cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.