The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the bed.
Category: Inspirational
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No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.
All professions are conspiracies against the laity.
Nothing to me is more distasteful than that entire complacency and satisfaction which beam in the countenances of a newly married couple.