The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating a complicated piece of machinery with any success.
Category: Inspirational
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The proof that man is the noblest of all creatures is that no other creature has ever denied it.
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.
Autobiography is an unrivalled vehicle for telling the truth about other people.
Muscles come and go; flab lasts.
A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is never seen by his clients, he need not dress respectably.