I used to be a lawyer, but now I am a reformed character.
Category: Inspirational
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I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell.
I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.
The impotence of God is infinite.
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.
There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.
Only sick music makes money today.