I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it over to the government in taxes to keep it going.
Category: Inspirational
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
If you wouldst live long, live well, for folly and wickedness shorten life.
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
Business is a good game – lots of competition and a minimum of rules. You keep score with money.
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.
Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.
