Psychoanalysis is confession without absolution.
Category: Inspirational
A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future.
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, although it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.
To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians.
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of “Ten Best”.
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore.
