It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Category: Inspirational
Men are born with two eyes, but only one tongue, in order that they should see twice as much as they say.
If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.
Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety prompts them to advertise their college and university affiliations in the rear window of their automobiles.
I am not an Economist. I am an honest man!
The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions per minute. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
One reason the human race has such a low opinion of itself is that it gets so much of its wisdom from writers.
The Puritans gave thanks for being preserved from the Indians, and we give thanks for being preserved from the Puritans.
