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The odds against

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

I know a

I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see her son-in-law suffer in her dreams.

Reviewing has one

Reviewing has one advantage over suicide: in suicide you take it out on yourself; in reviewing you take it out on other people.