The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
Category: Inspirational
Speculations and loans in foreign fields are likely to bring us into war… The war-for-profit group has counterfeited patriotism.
America is the greatest of opportunities and the worst of influences.
There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.
Americans are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything we allow them short of hanging.
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint a second time.
Of children as of procreation – the pleasure momentary, the posture ridiculous, the expense damnable.
