Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.
Category: Inspirational
Life is either always a tight-rope or a featherbed. Give me a tight-rope.
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animals.
Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.
No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to disintegrate.
Being in a ship is like being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned.
The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it.
Be as radical as reality.
