I hate women because they always know where things are.
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Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.
The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary for both parties.
The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and left untried.
Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Great men are not always idiots
The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore.