The reward of one duty is the power to fulfill another.
Category: Inspirational
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Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
I was going to buy a copy of “The Power of Positive Thinking”, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?
I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
This poem will never reach its destination.