Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Category: Inspirational
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
Decency…must be an even more exhausting state to maintain than its opposite. Those who succeed seem to need a stupefying amount of sleep.
What luck for rulers that men do not think.
It is a mistake to speak of a bad choice in love, since as soon as a choice exists, it can only be bad.
The only paradise is paradise lost.
