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I wonder how

I wonder how so insupportable a thing as a bookseller was ever permitted to grow up in the Commonwealth. Many of our modern booksellers are but needless excrements, or rather vermin.

And it came

And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus, that all the world should be taxed.

Noah must have

Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals.

Man is not

Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: Animals have instincts, we have taxes.