Thank God kids never mean well
Category: Inspirational
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the “illegal” side.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
Shut up he explained.
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
If there were a verb meaning “to believe falsely,” it would not have any significant first person, present indicative.
