Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Category: Inspirational
Read my lips–NO NEW TAXES!
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
A witty saying proves nothing.
There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term memory, and I forget the third.
Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument an exchange of ignorance.
Men make history, and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better.
