Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief.
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you that, awake or asleep, he is the ugliest of the works of God.
Bad spellers of the world, untie!
Fix this sentence: He put the horse before the cart.
A language is a dialect with an army and a navy.
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.