I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Category: Inspirational
A statesman is a successful politician who is dead.
All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few.
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
There are times when you have to choose between being a human and having good taste.
Bibo, ergo sum. – I drink, therefore I am
Cogito ergo spud. – I think, therefore I yam
Almost all reformers, however strict their social conscience, live in houses just as big as they can pay for.
