The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.
Category: Inspirational
Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.
How can one conceive of a one party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheese.
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.
God is dead, but fifty thousand social workers have risen to take his place.
Men have become fools with their tools.
