Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Category: Inspirational
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I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.
To err is human; to forgive is simply not our policy
The best years are the forties; after fifty a man begins to deteriorate, but in the forties he is at the maximum of his villainy.
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
The long habit of living indisposeth us for dying.