History is a set of lies agreed upon.
Category: Inspirational
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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.
Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
The bonds that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each others life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.
Health food makes me sick.
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.