Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.
Category: Inspirational
One of these days, the people are going to demand peace of the government, and the government is going to have to give it to them.
God must hate common people, because he made them so common.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
I find that when I do not think of myself I do not think at all.
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
