I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.
Category: Inspirational
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.
Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.
Dinner theater is anti-culture.
Virtue has never been as respectable as money.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
