Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
Category: Inspirational
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid; you must also be well-mannered.
Religion is a monumental chapter in the history of human egotism.
Nothing is as certain as that the vices of leisure are gotten rid of by being busy.
Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.
Health is not valued till sickness comes.
Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.
