It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge
Category: Inspirational
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: “O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.” And God granted it.
The superfluous is very necessary.
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
How come we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
If a person offend you and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures. Simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick.
We are just tenants on this world. We have just been given a new lease, and a warning from the landlord.
