The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
Category: Inspirational
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management.
Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius.
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky
Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic.
Life is too important to take seriously.
Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.
Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.
