Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies.
Category: Inspirational
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
