I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.
Category: Inspirational
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Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month, other just go over them.
I was born at the age of twelve on an MGM lot.
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Politician talk themselves red, white, and blue in the face.
They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.
The First Lady is an unpaid public servant elected by one person — her husband.