On stage, I make love to 25,000 people, then I go home alone.
Category: Inspirational
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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equaled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
My only fear is that I may live too long. This would be a subject of dread to me.
The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else do it wrong without comment.