There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Category: Inspirational
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Brass bands are all very well in their place – outdoors and several miles away.
The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel.
Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
It is always the best policy to speak the truth–unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.