They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.
Category: Inspirational
Life is just one damned thing after another.
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
The wages of sin are unreported.
War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
