He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.
Category: Inspirational
No. Men should die for lies. But the truth is too precious to die for.
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
All government — indeed, every human benefit and enjoyment, every virtue and every prudent act — is founded on compromise and barter.
For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.
One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the street- cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact.
