Far away there in the sunshine are my brightest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them and try to follow where they lead.
Category: Inspirational
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.
Eternity is very long, especially towards the end.
What dreadful weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.
Much silence and a good disposition, there are no two things better than these.
When two persons are together, two of them must no whisper to each other, without letting the third hear; because it would hurt him.
Verily, a man teaching his child manners is better than giving one bushel of grain in alms.
The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythicals beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.
