An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.
Category: Inspirational
Every living thing is a sort of imperialist, seeking to transform as much as possible of its environment into itself.
In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it.
There is hardly anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse cannot make a little cheaper and the people who consider price only are this man?s lawful prey.
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
