It was beautiful and simple, as truly great swindles are.
Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries
The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.
We are more ready to try the untried when what we do is inconsequential. Hence the fact that many inventions had their birth as toys.
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Nihilism is best done by professionals.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.