Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others.
Every increased possession loads us with new weariness.