Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful.
Health food makes me sick.
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
It is best to do things systematically, since we are only human, and disorder is our worst enemy.