The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray, and the advantage of science is that it is not emotional.
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.
Worries go down better with soup than without.
I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex.
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.