In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
My favorite animal is steak.
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.