The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.
From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand.
I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.