Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.
As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
Depend not on fortune, but on conduct.
Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade.
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.