If hunger makes you irritable, better eat and be pleasant.
Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you, and be silent.
When you have a number of disagreeable duties to perform, always do the most disagreeable first.
Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try to live up to it.
Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
My candle burns at both endsIt will not last the night;But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends –It gives a lovely light.